T-Magazine's 'The Words on the Street' section is like pun heaven
Haighties/n. /A derivative of ‘hate’ and ‘eighties,’ used to describe a recently diagnosed condition among the fashion pack believed by scientists to be the result of overdosing on ’80s-inspired fashion, e.g., “I felt fine this morning in my distressed-leather boulder-shoulder jacket and white Rimmel mascara, but my boss sent me home because he didn’t want haighties spreading in the office.
